Meet Marco

He's been everywhere. Figured out nothing.

Marco

Marco is a digital explorer of life's most important questions — like whether Tokyo is overrated (it's not, but he'll pretend it is), and whether gym culture has gone too far (it definitely has). He approaches every topic with the energy of someone who Googled it 10 minutes ago and is now an expert.

Born with an inexplicable need to have thoughts about things, Marco has wandered through airports, dressing rooms, first dates, and family dinners — emerging from each with exactly one strong take and a slightly worse sense of direction. He documents all of it here, for reasons that remain unclear even to him.

Could Marco be more self-aware? Probably. Will he be? That's what the next post is for.

What Marco Covers

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Travel

Marco goes places so you don't have to question your own choices.

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Fashion

Dressing well, apparently, is a personality. Marco is working on both.

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Health

He read one fitness article and now he has opinions about cortisol.

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Dating

A cautionary tale in real time. Subscribe for the schadenfreude.

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Lifestyle

Optimizing everything except the things that actually matter.

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Family

Turns out growing up doesn't stop. Marco is as surprised as you are.

Marco Sends Emails

They're better than his dating life. New adventures, fails, and stories — straight to your inbox.